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“HELLO MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND THIS COMMERCIAL EXISTS. YES I AM EATING LANVIN CHOCOLATE – WHOLLY DISPARATE FROM THE HOUSE OF JEANNE LANVIN – WHILST MY MUSTACHE BOUNCES ERECT AND OTHER BITS OF IRONY TRANSPIRE. HERE’S TO CORPORATE ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!”
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“HELLO MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I JUST WHIPPED YOUR TUSH IN THIS STARING CONTEST… WHILST CUDDLING A WILD JAGUAR IN A THREE-PIECE SUIT. AND IF YOU’RE HEARING IMPAIRED – BECAUSE I’M OBVIOUSLY SPEAKING EMPHATICALLY – I PRONOUNCED THAT JAG-U-AHR.”
(via paperairplanehair)
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I AM GIVING MY NECK A WELL-DESERVED REST.”
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I AM INSPECTING A MENU, BEING FABULOUS IN PACO RABANNE’S SALON.”
(via shalimar)
Reblogged from shalimar
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I AM PSYCHOANALYZING A RHINOCEROS.”
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“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND THERE IS A ROOSTER ON MY SHOULDER.”
(via amberphotograph)
Reblogged from sophieturnered
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I HAVE JUST HATCHED AN EGG WITH FRANÇOISE HARDY.”
(via tablecloth)
Reblogged from tablecloth
And now presenting a new yes, a bunny stream of conch! series:
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I AM…”
First up?
“HELLO, MY NAME IS SALVADOR DALI AND I AM WALKING MY PET ANTEATER.”
(via curiouskeebsz)
Reblogged from westendblues
